Photo Gallery

    I thought I might just put this picture in of these two guys... well, actually two guys that I know. Now i'm not quite sure if this is a before or an after sht but something just doesn't seem right about this picture... If this were a painting it should be named, "Mountian Rumpsters"... Heh heh heh.

    Oh dear... You see this is the result of years of enduring the torments of an evil sibling. But of course the upper hand now resides in the E.O. Archives where it shall be beamed world-wide into millions of oversexed yung adolecents' putys who will inevitably find themselves a little more than chubby over this lovely pic. Eman, 1 - Sister, nil.

    Did you like this picture? This then should be a treat for you little spankers out there... behold the glories of the Surprise Toilet  Photography Kit. That's right! For just $53.95, you can have in your very own home the all new STPKit containing a cheap disposable camera with flash, one lycra balaclava from, 'Stealth'R'Us', one large box of 'Man Size' facial tissues, one steel capped boot for kicking the door in and one packet of disposable latex gloves... Cntact EmanOnline to order...

    A gathering of people at a local swingers party in the area, 16 cases of a fine malt home-brewed beer, an enormous stereo and a single bar of soap ~ by accident, dropped into the bottom of a spa-bath... what mre does one need for a evening's entertainment?

Cliff-gripping is also an enjoyable experience... the chance of plummeting to a splattering death on the rock below is always good inspiration to soldier on and get yu bottom up and onto that summit, eh? Yes it is. Unfortanately for this poor bugger, he found out that the first thing that goes through your mind as yu connect with a boulder at 95kmph is of course ~ your arse.

    What are friends for, huh?