The Funny Bits

    Choose your humour or don't! Well, let's change that to choose my humour. Stuffed full of pix and suckable sound bytes this enema enticing selection of colon tickling absurdity should part the blisters or at least bring a slight twinkle to your starfish. Laugh lest ye be hung from the neck'till you cheer up. I mean where has creativity got to these days, huh? Sheesh. 'I love the Simpsons', 'Seinfeld rules' ? What kind drivel is this?

    Funny is driven down into the dank depths of pathetic when it is presented in such self-spanking webs as these. Archie and Jughead druging and kiddnapping Mr. Wetherbee and then duct-taping him, naked, straddling a llama on the steps of Ridgedale High just before the school prom. Now that is what I call funny. (unfortunately I have not found a pic for this yet... if you do, damn mail it to me!)

    I reckon if you don't lose all control of your bodily functions in less than a minute then it is just not funny. Funny is shocking. Bumper stickers like, "Lost your cat? Check under my wheel arches...", are funny. Hee hee. Comedy is stupid. But not stupidly stupid, well maybe yes.. unbelievably stupidly stupid, manicly absurd. Utterly non-sensical.

    Listed below will link to off to what I reckon are 'up there with the fork' type comedians, troupes and other hillarity which is not to be missed at any cost! Just go and link up with something you like... there's just too much to try to describe here...

The Almighty

Mel Brooks

Southpark

Hale & Pace

Duckman

    Oh, I'd like to put in some other links to some funny bands. Yes, bands. Bands that I find hilarious. I mean seriously, these guys just make me laugh. It makes me wonder how boringly morose these morons really are. I admire their persistance though... screaming how much they hate life and how the demons of poppa Satan would come and whisk them away... oh please, if these guys are so hardcore about their passion for death, devil worship, soul selling and basicly how bad life supposedly is... why haven't they killed themseves already? Why are they still around? Go figure, eh? It just goes to show that their mainstream comercialist nihilism just cannot be trusted! Wankers...

Martin/Molloy

The Late Show

The Young Ones

Rowan Atkinson

Red Dwarf