Mate's Links

Andrew's Comedy Page

Well worth a look. Beastiality, Sheep-shagging, Hemmorhoids and a whole list of other disgusting and perverted sexual deviations is certainly not what this web is all about. Well... there is a very interesting and comprehensive selection of sme of the finest scantily clad women I have ever seen. The only thing I was indeed disapointed about, was the total and unashamed lack of nudity... anywhere. This is the only distressing thing about it. No doubt, this guy is certainly on some seriously frightful narcotic which is now no longer sold even on the Black Market. Some peple just ruin it for everyone.

Aimee's Enormously Giganticly minature page

This, I think, would have to be the smallest, shittiest page in existance. Well, maybe not the shittiest... no. I was right. It is crap. Hwever, a team of IT experts and advanced web design teams have linked up with Microsoft, IBM and Sun Systems to try to rectify the situation. Of course, this is bullshit. It's in the process of reconstruction as we... speak? We're not exactly speaking are we... no. Er... in the process of reconstruction as you read. Whatever. Go and have a laugh. I think I might stp now, I hear her aircraft coming to napalm my house... again.