Look at this cat, yeah? First thought? Psycopath? Strangler, Slasher, Kiddnapper? Either way, this is no normal lookin' homeboy, agreed? There is something behind those wacky geek-boy poindexter goggles that seems a little unnerving. Something just ain't right. This photograph in fact, is the only photograph in existence of him. No one knows exactly where he is to this day.

    Some say that he has been spotted crouching naked and bloodied over an animal carcass somewhere deep in the Amazon Jungle. Otheres claim to have seen a man of the same description riding through the African plains as reagal as a king on a mutated ill-tempered elephant with two tails. The elephant had only one of course... I have even had word of a sighting of him frequenting a local Quick-E-Mart in some seedy part of Los Angeles.

    If you do happen to see this man... or whatever beast he has become... please do not hesitate to email me. Or don't.

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